#CHARCULTERIE

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One of the hallmarks of a legit cult is that they have long manifestos with many strict rules. An important first rule is to vehemently deny that it's actually a cult. Another cult classic move is to idolize their leader and claim he's some kind of genius visionary.


We will do the opposite. That way we understand that our cult is a fraudulent one.

THE MENU ITEMS
1.
Eat your lunch on a cutting board.
Customize the bottom with stickers if you'd like!
2.
When asked if you're in a cult, emphatically admit to being in one.
Yes, clearly it's occult, after all, it's in the name!
3.
Our founder is quite silly and probably a lunatic.
In other words, "he's out to lunch!"

Now go forth and prosper my Charculties.

YOU ARE TRULY A CUT ABVE.

Yours Falsely,

CHEF ARCHITECT-e

All animals == Equal

Exception: PIGS

# No Pigs In Space → 🔗

Escoffier Baiser les Cochons.